Finally Ronald found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to
break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
Can she cook like I can? she asked between sobs.
Not on her best day, he replied.
Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?
No, she’s broke.
Well, then, is it sex?
Nobody does it like you, babe.
Then what can she do that I can’t?
You can’t Sue me for child support !!!