A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, I’d rather be savagely raped by a whore than
let liquor touch my lips.
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice !!