One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps
his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, I’m sorry, honey, I’ve got a gynecologist
appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later,
he rolls back over and taps his wife again.This time he whispers in her ear,
Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?