A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, Bartender,
buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give
me the bill.

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for
$57.00. The drunk says, I haven’t got it.

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him
out into the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again
says, Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself
one, and give me the bill.

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can’t possibly
be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit
of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself
and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00.

The drunk says, I haven’t got it.

The bartender can’t believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living
daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says,
Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill.
In disgust, the bartender says, What, no drink for me this time?

The drunk replies, You? No way! You get too violent when you drink.

drunk bar

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

6 responses »

  1. pennycoho says:

    Love this! 🙂

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