Little Johnny asks his father for a $150 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny’s father says, “We have an $70,000 mortgage on the house,
and I just got laid off! There won’t be a $150 bike this year.”
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings
in a suitcase. His father asks him why he’s leaving .
Johnny says, Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard
you telling Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that she was coming too, I’ll be damned if I’ll get stuck with a $70,000 Mortgage !!!