A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the sales girl that he’s looking
for a Box of Tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle.
a Few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of Cotton Balls and Bandage
Rolls on the counter.
The sales girl: Sir, I thought you were looking for Tampons for your wife?
The Man: Yesterday, I asked my wife to get me a Carton of Cigarettes,
she brought me a Tin of Tobacco and some Rolling Paper. I figure,
if I have to roll my own, So does she !!