A man sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.
Is everything okay, pal , the bartender asks ?
My wife and I got into a fight and she said she won’t talk to me
for three weeks !
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
Well, think of it as a break, You know, a little peace and quiet ?
The man: Yeah. But today is the last day !!