The two friends, Mike and Ted are out in the woods hiking.

All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climbed a tree,
but the bear starts climbing up after them.

Mike gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

Ted: What are you doing ? 

Mike: I figure when the bear gets too close, we’ll have to jump down
and make a run for the car.

Ted: Are you crazy  ? You can’t outrun a bear.

Mike: I don’t have to outrun the bear I only have to outrun you !!

Bear chases two men 2

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