Tom asks his wife Sue, what she wants for their 30th wedding anniversary.Would you like a new Mink Coat ? Sue: Not really, Tom; Well how about the new Mercedes Coupe ? Sue: No, Tom suggests: What about a new vacation home in the country ? Sue: again rejects his offer with a, No thanks. Frustrated Tom finally asks, Well what would you like for your anniversary ? I’d like a divorce, answers Sue:. Tom thinks for a moment and replies: Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much !!