The pretty teacher was concerned with Little Johnny,
So she took him aside after class one day.
The teacher: Why has your school work been so poor lately?
Little Johnny: I’m in love !
The teacher holding back an urge to smile, , With whom?
Little Johnny: With you !
But Johnny, said the teacher gently, don’t you see how silly that is?
Sure I’d like a husband of my own some daY. but I don’t want a child.
Oh, don’t worry, said Little Johnny: I will use a rubber !!