The NBA most valuable player goes to his priest
and asks him: Father, Is there a basketball in heaven?
The priest: I don’t know my son, I’ll ask and let
you know tomorrow.
The player: Well father, did you check?
The priest: I have a very good news, and a bad news!
The good news is: they do have baskball, and there
is a Professional Basketball League
The bad news is: You have a game next Friday !!