John and Jack had were best friends just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again, and they decided to move up to as far as they could go north Alaska and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trade store and asked the salesman:
Give us enough supplies for two men to last for one year
The salesman got all the gears they needed and he added two boards with
a hole in it with fur around the hole
The two guys asked: What`s that board for?
The salesman replied: Well, where you`re going there are no women and you might need this.
The two guys said: No way! We`ve sworn, they will be no women for life!
The salesman said: Well. take the boards with you, and if you don`t use them I`ll refund your money next year.
The two guys agreed and left.

Next year Jack came into the trade store and asked the salesman:
Give me enough supplies to last for a year for one man.
The salesman asked: Weren`t you in here last year with your partner john?
Jack: Yeah.
The salesman: Where is he?
Jack: I killed him!
The Shocked salesman: Why?
Jack: I caught the son of a bitch in bed with my board !!

'I'm really starting to notice the effects of global warming. I'm only wearing ten pairs of underpants, today.'

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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