A man takes his dog to the vet.
My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
The vet said: Well, let’s have a look at him, So he picks the
dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, I’m going to have to put him down.
The man: What? Because he’s cross-eyed?
The vet: No, because he’s really heavy !