A drunk Alaskan decides to go ice fishing. He starts chain sawing
a hole in the ice, but just then a booming voice says:
You will find no fish there.
The drunk ignores it and continues chain sawing. The voice repeats:
You will find no fish under the ice.
The drunk looks up and says: God, is that you?
The voice says: No, I’m the manager of this ice skating rink. !!