On a windy day, an old lady is standing on a street corner,
holding on to her hat with both hands, even though her dress
is flying up over her face.
An old man across the street sees her and runs over. As he
approaches her, he says: Ma’am , you ought to be ashamed
of yourself, standing over here in all this wind with your dress
flying over your head, exposing your paraphernalia, and you’re
holding that damn hat with both hands !
She looked at him and said, Look here, fool, everything down
there is 70 years old, but this hat is brand new !!