Jerry was in very big trouble. He forgot their
wedding anniversary. So his wife was really
pissed, and told him: Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift with a few diamonds in it,
and it better be here !!
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the bedroom
Sure there was a bouquet of flowers and a very nicely
wrapped box on the coffee table
Confused, the wife ran out of the bedroom, took the
flowers opened the wrapped box and found a pack of
playing cards !!
Jerry has been missing since that day !!