Tony get pulled over while drinking and driving.
Before the cop arrived, he peeled the labels off
the beer, and shove all of the bottles under the
seat. Then stick one label on his forehead.

The cop shines his flashlight into the car and asks:
Have you been drinking?

Tony: No, sir, I haven’t had a thing to drink tonight.

The cop: what on earth are those beer label doing
on your forehead?

Tony replies: I am alcoholic, I’m on the patch.

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

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About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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