I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn’t help but
notice a guy sat at the bar scribbling on some paper
and laughing hysterically.
I asked: Why are you so happy?
The man replied: My wife’s been on a diet for the last 4
days and she’s lost 5 pounds.
I asked: What’s so funny about that?
The man replied: Well, I’ve worked out that in 4 months,
she will have disappeared completely!