A jealous wife comes home late one night and quietly
goes upstairs and opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead
of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball
bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a
drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there,
reading a magazine. He says:
Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let
them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?