George suffered a serious heart attack and had
open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from
the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance?
George replied: No health insurance.
The nun asked: if he had money in the bank.
George replied: No money in the bank.
The nun asked: Do you have a relative who could help you?
George said: I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.
George replied: Send the bill to my brother-in-law!