George suffered a serious heart attack and had
open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from
the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance?

George replied: No health insurance.

The nun asked: if he had money in the bank.

George replied: No money in the bank.

The nun asked: Do you have a relative who could help you?

George said: I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.

George replied: Send the bill to my brother-in-law!

nun hospital


About Md. Alsanda

Cry Alone : Everyone Feel Sorry For You ! ....................................... Laugh Alone : The World Thinks You’re an Idiot !......

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