Wasn’t That Drunk…!

Him: I wasn’t that drunk !

Her: You took my iPhone and put it in the blender!
When I asked why? you said you are making
apple juice.

Posted by Md. Alsanda on 04/04/2015 in Humor, Sayings, Proverbs, Quotes, Jokes, Comedy and tagged apple juice, asked, awesome, blender, Comedy, Drunk, Friend, girl, Guy, Humor, Husband, iPhone, Jokes, Kids, Life, Love, Making, Men, people, Proverbs, put it, Quotes, Relationship, saiD, Sarcasm, Sayings, Took, wife, Women.

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9 responses »

gh0stpupp3t says:

04/04/2015 at 12:31 AM

LMAO! XD

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gh0stpupp3t says:

04/04/2015 at 12:32 AM

Reblogged this on Gh0stpupp3t's Realm and commented:
Oh gods, funny sh*t!

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jdawgswords says:

04/04/2015 at 12:42 AM

opps

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jdawgswords says:

04/04/2015 at 12:43 AM

Reblogged this on Jdawgswords's Blog and commented:
yep, that’s drunk

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Big Red Carpet Nurse says:

04/04/2015 at 4:40 AM

True… from a certain perspective.

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- Md. Alsanda says:
  
  04/04/2015 at 5:27 AM
  
  perspectives follows the percentage of alcohol
  For example 5 to 8 shots, it’s the blender.
  8 to 11 shots he will try to plant his iPhone.
  12 shots and more GOD help him. 🙂
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  - Big Red Carpet Nurse says:
    
    05/04/2015 at 12:22 AM
    
    It does have it’s particular influence, doesn’t it? 🙂
    
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    - Md. Alsanda says:
      
      06/04/2015 at 3:18 AM
      
      It does, but I’ve seen people who passed the blender
      the iPhone plantation, Now they’re living on God’s help !!!
      🙂 🙂 🙂
      
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Md. Alsanda says:

04/04/2015 at 5:26 AM

Thank you all.

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