Tim: may I come in? I’ve something to tell you!
Linda: Of course you can come in, you’re always
welcome, But where’s my husband?
Tim: That’s what I’m here to be telling you, there
was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.
Linda cries: Oh, God no! please don’t tell me.
Tim: I must, your husband is dead. I’m sorry.
Linda looked at Tim, and asked: How did it happen?
Tim: It was terrible, he fell into a vat of Guinness
Stout and drowned.
Linda: Oh dear Jesus! But you must tell me, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?
Tim: Well, not really, he got out three times to pee !!