A burglar broke into a home and was looking around.
He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you”.
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again the voice said “Jesus is watching you”.
He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot
said, “yes.”
He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said,
“Moses.”
The burglar asked, “what kind of people would
name a Parrot Moses?”
The parrot said, “the same kind of people who would name
their Pit bull Jesus”.
Humorous Dispassionate 
Reblogged this on Macilane rebloggar om katter och humor och annat roligt. and commented:
No need for a burglar alarm, is it?
A Pit bull and the Parrot is better than a Security Co. 🙂
Thanks for passing by and the Reblog.