One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts
her feet up, and begins to read her book.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says ;
Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?
The woman ; Reading a book,
Game Warden ; You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area .
The woman ; I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.
Game Warden ; Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.
The woman ; If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with Sexual Assault,
Game Warden ; But I haven’t even touched you,
The woman ; That’s true, but you have all the Equipment.
For all I know you could start at any Moment.
Game Warden ; Have a nice day Ma’am and he left !!
Humorous Dispassionate 
Great! She told him, didn’t she?!
She did, okay How is it now 🙂
Lol…it is true. I am tempted to use this lol
Go ahead I’m not responsible !!!
Thanks 🙂
That was priceless!
Thank you very much 🙂
I often enjoy your posts. This one esp cracked me up. I so wish to be the type of person who had these nifty comebacks ready when needed. Usually, they occur to me in the middle of the night, three days later – hardly worth the trouble. Maybe if I keep reading your posts the clever comments in my psyche will up their game?
I’m sure you are the type, The difference is some thinks about their
ups and downs more than the others, That’s why they occur in the
middle of the night when you relax 🙂
Thank you.
I love this one! Even if it was my Uncle Mort that challenged the “fisherwoman”.
How, Different Equipment !!!
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